MR GOD
A selection of real prayers
1. Dear God, Are there animals in heaven?
If there are please say "hello" to Digby for me.
he joined you last week. (Eddie)
2. God, if you really are the God of the Jews and the Christians,
does this mean that you get two days off each week? (Mary)
3. Dear God, There's that bit about if your brother sins against you, you must
forgive him
Well it's not the same for sisters is it? (Dan)
4. My Dad says I'll never get to heaven because I'm always in trouble.
In case there's a dispute though, I would like you to know I passed my grade 4
harp exam last week. Think it over. (Demetrius)
5. Dear God, How's my Nan settling in? (Love Suzzie)
6. Dear God. In the Bible you keep doing guest appearances
Could you do one for my birthday next Friday please? I will be seven. (Love Pete)
PS You can stay for cake if you like.
7. Dear God, I think the Bible could do with a few jokes in it.
Would you like me to send you some? (Margo)
8. God, it says in the Bible that you made all living creatures. Well I don't like
flies and I swat them when they come in the kitchen.
Do you really mind? (Harvey)
9. Dear God, how come you never married? (Milly)
10. Dear God, I'm real mad tonight. Do many people shout at you? (Paul)